I make things that people
like to share on the Internet.
Let a sophisticated AI judge your awful music taste.
Own an Olive Garden on the blockchain.
A heroic ballad about fixing your girlfriend's grandparents' WiFi. Voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
Writing, strategy, and branding for some of Google's biggest, strangest, and most sensitive new products.
A game where you try to stop mass shootings using only thoughts and prayers. It's pretty hard.
The world's most hated font lashes back.
A few notes on God's latest deliverable.
The New York Times' first Op-Ed game, all about the pain of waiting in line to vote. Nominated for an Emmy.
A tool to make any URL look suspicious and frightening.
Every sentence of Kerouac's 'On The Road', translated into bro-speak.
Fly through the galaxy and hear how far radio broadcasts have traveled.
A party-loving bot that texted you dumb stuff to buy on Saturdays at 2am. Acquired by Super Deluxe.
Video, stunts, games, and bots as one of BuzzFeed's first Creative Directors
Older, weirder stuff I still love.
I'm a freelance copywriter and creative director who does a whole bunch of stuff: funny stuff, serious stuff, videos, stunts, branding, strategy, games, bots, and more.
Recent-ish transplant from NYC to Minneapolis.