I make things that people
like to share on the Internet.
I've written some of the Internet's most popular humor articles. I've made viral, snarky bots, enraging AI models, Emmy-nominated games, and extraordinarily-stupid books. I spent the better part of a decade developing and branding products at Google. These are a few of the things I've written/made/coded.
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Let a sophisticated AI judge your awful music taste.
#1 trending topic on Twitter
CNN
Newsweek
People
The Verge
New York Post
Mashable
Fast Company
Engadget
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Writing, strategy, and branding for some of Google's biggest, strangest, and most sensitive new products.
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The New York Times' first Op-Ed game, all about the pain of waiting in line to vote. Nominated for an Emmy.
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About
I'm a writer, creative director, and sometimes-coder who does a whole bunch of stuff: funny stuff, serious stuff, videos, stunts, branding, strategy, games, bots, and more.
Founder and member of BRAIN, a very serious art studio.
Currently in Minneapolis.